I’ve just emerged from excavating my desk — a long-lost piece of furniture I’d like to start using again if I could somehow find it.
In my archaeological dig, I just unearthed this treasure.
My daughter likes to “research” stuff. This usually involves Googling weird animals like Tasmanian Tigers (which I wasn’t aware was a real thing) and typing up “facts” about them.
Apparently she also turns her scientific eye now and again to the mysteries of home — such as what mysteries lurk under our sofa cushions. As shown above, she has lovingly curated this array of items and TAPED THEM TO A PIECE OF PAPER.
Isn’t that just GRAND?
As Part II of her painstaking research, she also took time to document what littered the floor of our home. (At least by getting taped onto this piece of paper, that crap got picked up EVENTUALLY.)
What a keen scientific mind! And what a lovely tribute to her mother’s unswerving devotion to homemaking!
May she long cherish these findings (a wrapper from her beloved root beer barrels, the remains of a bandage from a boo-boo once blessed with a kiss, a piece of hay from the box of that infernal rabbit we bought her) as mementos of a home full of crap, yes, but also full of lovvvve.
Just as importantly, may her inquisitive mind never lead her to the seedy underbelly of our station wagon’s backseat.
That mouse family just wants to eat our leftover Goldfish crackers in peace.
(Help a mother out. Report back to me on what weird stuff you’ve found under your sofa cushions…or if you dare, what smells are emanating from your minivan? We’re all in this together.)
4 thoughts on “What’s Under YOUR Couch Cushions?”
I love how her handwriting reminds me of yours!
That’s a sweet little detail I hadn’t noticed in all the assembled CLAPTRAP. Her housekeeping also would remind you of me!
You should see what’s under a car seat of a 2 year old!
Oh, I can JUST imagine. Entire ancestral lines of mice can survive off that hot mess!